Sunday, October 16, 2011

Starters

Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their "places" when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still number two?